Produced, Written, and Directed by Mike Bartlett and Taylor Roelofs
Edited and Mixed by Taylor Roelofs and Mike Bartlett at Popistador 5000 Studios, Los Banos
Web Design by Mike.
Multimedia created by Taylor.
Dolph Lundgren, Roger Corman, Deathstalker, Bryce Goodman, Maddy and Django the Scumbag, my parents and family, Dr. J Loonahaust for his continued support, Lee Armstrong, Adorbis, Sybil "Loaf-a-Matic" Roelofs, Davis, Sarah for being so goofy and wild-haired, Kristin for putting up with my crazy antics, everyone who helped out in the movie, Mr. McNally, Vikings, red-haired women, Bruce Campbell, Bruce Christiansen, my lover Nelson, Tool, haggis, squid, Justin for being a good sport, buffali, Monty Python, Ed Wood, Clive Barker, France for its beautiful language, Poe, anyone who has taught me anything valuable, and especially to the man whom I like to call "Hoss". To all real people, I extend my hands to you. To all the soap opera stars at my school, I extend my middle fingers to you.
The Roelofs for putting up with our filiming, the Barenaked Ladies and They Might Be Giants for comical inspiration, my cat Beverly, the good natured people who waved at us in the skeleton mask as we drove by, Justin Hixson for being such an awesome child actor, hockey, Rakesh, McNally, Buffali, Blizzard Entertainment for Diablo, Bruce Campbell, Air, PCGamer, Buffalo Bob Frazer and his brother, Honest Abe Frazer, my co-workers at Baskin Robbins, the Calgary Flames, ICQ, My Car, my Economics Class, Journalism, Imagine Radio, Jason De Sa, and last but not least, all those who participated in the soap opera that is Bruce's online life.
No animals were harmed during the filming of this movie. Unless you consider Anthony to be an animal, which many people do.